'Bout Bitches

There is a lot to be said about bitches.

And a lot is already said.

How to categorize them.

How to recognize them.

And how to deal with them.

Or NOT to deal with them.

Acknowledge that every man needs a mentor.

I'm your man.

I'm that mentor.

Your path to wisdom.

I'm the guru of love.

I'm the vigilante of true justice.